Is this ingenuity, or laziness?

F is for funny.

Trading Places

Michelle Obama was asked which celebrity she would trade places with ...

and suprise suprise, she said Beyonce. Beyonce was pretty flattered,  "She is a caring mother, she's a loving wife, while at the same time, she is the FIRST LADY!!!!! No matter the pressure, and the stress of being under the microscope - she's humble, loving and sincere."

Who would you trade places with?

Points to ponder.

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
Why there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why you have to click on "Start" to stop 'Windows'?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why there isn't mouse flavoured cat food?
Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
Why people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why your Obstetrician or Gynaecologist leaves the room when you get undressed - if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why Goofy stands erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

Top 10 office party mistakes.

1. Falling over. Yes... ive been there too

2. Sleeping with a boss... duh bad idea.

3. Fighing with co workers. Add alcohol and a general discussion could get heated. Stay away from politics or religion.

4. Coming out. While i can only speculate this is an important step, doing it because you feel drunk and brave might be a regret.

5. Getting frisky in a bathroom or office. This is just a bad idea... as well as techinally illegal.

6. Leaving tipsy post it notes around the office. This one doesnt count around C100.

7. Posting pictures you know someone wont wnat posted. This may be funny with your college roomate... but your boss not so much.

8. Falling asleep

9. Bringing someone who is not your spouse. I cant believe this happens, but if your coworkers know your married... bringing someone else looks a little trashy.

10. Forgetting to tell them about your plus one. This is especiually embarrasing if there is assigned seating.

Some things are not what they seem

And now i need to go to a toy store.